Why Not To Use A Turkey Baster (For Purposes Other Than Basting Turkeys)

The Thanksgiving leftovers have passed their peak of freshness.  

Many enjoyed their turkey sandwiches while watching the stomach-turning representation of surrogacy on the much anticipated Gilmore Girls reboot, leading to much consumption of Pepto for those of us who know how surrogacy really works.

For those who didn't quite get enough time in the kitchen last week, enjoy Ellen Trachman's column discussing times it might not be a good idea to use a turkey baster. (Without *legal* protection at the very least!)

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